Character Profile
Barker Von Yapsamillion
Right-wing cable-news-style commentator; host of The Daily Barker
- Common Name
- Barker
- Species
- Dog
- Breed / Type
- Maltese / white fluffy toy dog
- Canon Status
- Canon
- Review State
- Pending
- Primary Series
- Jazzers’ News
Biography
Barker Von Yapsamillion is a tiny, all-white, puffed-up commentator who hosts or appears from the hypothetical show The Daily Barker, sometimes dropping into Jazzers’ News as a yapping guest commentator.
Character Notes
Core Concept
Barker Von Yapsamillion is a tiny, all-white, puffed-up commentator who hosts or appears from the hypothetical show The Daily Barker, sometimes dropping into Jazzers’ News as a yapping guest commentator.
Narrative Function
Annoying fluffy pundit who turns vanity, grievance, and self-importance into over-the-top media commentary.
Aliases
JoJo Alltalk
JoJo
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